| Oid loike a bear please | I’d like a beer please |
| Oh dare, oi hit a dare | Oh bother, I hit a deer |
| Dew yew keep a troshin. Moined ow yer go | I’ll see you later. Take care. |
| Bor, thassa lud a squit | That’s a load of rubbish |
| That’ll larn me | I’ve learned my lesson |
| Orm guhha roide moi boike dana Carra Ruhd | I’m going to cycle to Norwich City Football Ground |
| He larned me owta roide a hoss | He taught me how to ride a horse |
| Hev you gotta loight boi? | Could I trouble you for a match to light my cigarette |
| Cor blarst me, oi watta be gittin on hum | I should go home |
| Do that rain, git yew under a tree | If it rains, take shelter under a tree |
| Co ter heck, thass a rum ‘un | That’s a bit odd |
| Slow yew down an’ holed you harhd | Please take it easy |
| Moy hart aloive! | Well I never |
| Come yew hair | Come over here |
Totally accurate Norfolk accent… not that you hear it spoken much these days…..